I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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