I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I love having hate sex.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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