and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I intend to get homeless drunk
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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