im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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