You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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