Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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