Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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