My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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