No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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