they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
