just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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