i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
