it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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