Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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