Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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