On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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