i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She bit a glass in half.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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