im gay
i know
yea but for you.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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