Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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