no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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