I think I won the penis lottery.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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