No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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