I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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