Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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