I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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