we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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