i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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