I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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