just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i out mim tonsoeep
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