Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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