How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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