hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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