I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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