I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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