Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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