I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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