No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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