I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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