Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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