And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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