Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
