I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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