I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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