I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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