Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack