his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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