The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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