Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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