I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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