No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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