Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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