So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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