found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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