I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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