There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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