i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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