we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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