he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I had to cum in my sink.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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